Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Brain wrecker- 2

(This is the second part of my highly disliked Brainwrecker series. You are advised not to read the first part before reading the second part. Any damage to your brain or thinking capacity is purely intentional and won't be acknowledged by the writer).

Rahul was stunned to see Megha standing at the beach as soon as he came out of the tent. For miles and miles, blue water could be seen and it felt so romantic that he ran towards Aarti and took her in his arms. Suddenly the music stopped and the lights were turned on in the room. Rahul realized that Rajni was not standing by his side but she had already fallen down unconscious on the sofa. He started pacing up and down in the hall thinking about how to tackle this national crisis. Suddenly his phone rang and as soon as Ramesh answered the phone, Swati drove away towards the exit. He ran after her asking her to stop but she refused to stop the plane and the captain realized that they were about to take off and suddenly the balloon burst. Ramnaresh Sarwan was the next West indian batsman to walk in after Sehwag was out in the 24th minute of the first half. The excitement was increasing every second as the Prime Minister walked in to make the historical announcement that would change the future of the world.

Rohit couldn't think about any escape route, he was circled by the aliens who had alighted from the UFO on hearing his car horns. They were very tiny in size and no more than one feet each but he was still scared of the small guns they held and was not sure of the type of bullets the aliens used. He rued the fact that he honked at a UFO and not at a stray cow. Sanjana decided to be brave and jumped down from the eighth floor balcony only to land on a bed of roses. With all the greenery around him, Rajeev could not realize why he was kidnapped by Akbar's army when they could have simply bought him over by offering him a date with the gorgeous girl. Hardik finished his bowl of soup as he got ready to go to bed. It was extremely unnerving for someone who had never held a feminine hand to find a hot woman inviting him inside her bedroom. As soon as Shravan entered her bedroom nervous and excited about something good going to happen, she told him that she wanted him to get rid of the cockroach which almost crawled onto her feet.

I could not load the GTA Vice city onto my computer because the idiotic CD just refuses to get installed and I had to be content by just eating Golgappas. As Riya gave the card to the cashier, he refused saying their swipe machine was not working and Shruti had no cash on her. My hands ached from typing but Ryan kept running because stopping meant putting Mahi's life in danger. The Chinese scientist created artificial snowfall to end the drought which had been affecting China for the last 38 years and I have also ordered some artificial chinese rains for Delhi as it never rains there in the rainy season. As soon as the plane touched down on the tarmac, he waved the taxi driver to stop. Pakistan president said that they will not buy tomatoes from India because they had a good harvest of potato in Swat valley which is not the short form for sophisticated weapons and tactics.

Indian army has decided to recruit all the blue line bus drivers to man their tanks and to crush any Pakistani soldier who comes in their path during the India - NewZealand one day series. American president Barack Obama found it extremely difficult to convince L.K. Advani that he was not calling in to discuss Ram Mandir fund raising but to discuss the Indo-Pak relations after the Delhi government introduced a bill to build new flyover linking Lodhi Road to Commonwealth Games Village. Niyati was crying for help as aliens took him away and I wanted to help but my broom flying session was not complete so I could not do anything to stop the aliens as they grazed the grass disguised as cows.

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