Brain wrecker- 2

(This is the second part of my highly disliked Brainwrecker series. You are advised not to read the first part before reading the second part. Any damage to your brain or thinking capacity is purely intentional and won't be acknowledged by the writer).

Rahul was stunned to see Megha standing at the beach as soon as he came out of the tent. For miles and miles, blue water could be seen and it felt so romantic that he ran towards Aarti and took her in his arms. Suddenly the music stopped and the lights were turned on in the room. Rahul realized that Rajni was not standing by his side but she had already fallen down unconscious on the sofa. He started pacing up and down in the hall thinking about how to tackle this national crisis. Suddenly his phone rang and as soon as Ramesh answered the phone, Swati drove away towards the exit. He ran after her asking her to stop but she refused to stop the plane and the captain realized that they were about to take off and suddenly the balloon burst. Ramnaresh Sarwan was the next West indian batsman to walk in after Sehwag was out in the 24th minute of the first half. The excitement was increasing every second as the Prime Minister walked in to make the historical announcement that would change the future of the world.

Rohit couldn't think about any escape route, he was circled by the aliens who had alighted from the UFO on hearing his car horns. They were very tiny in size and no more than one feet each but he was still scared of the small guns they held and was not sure of the type of bullets the aliens used. He rued the fact that he honked at a UFO and not at a stray cow. Sanjana decided to be brave and jumped down from the eighth floor balcony only to land on a bed of roses. With all the greenery around him, Rajeev could not realize why he was kidnapped by Akbar's army when they could have simply bought him over by offering him a date with the gorgeous girl. Hardik finished his bowl of soup as he got ready to go to bed. It was extremely unnerving for someone who had never held a feminine hand to find a hot woman inviting him inside her bedroom. As soon as Shravan entered her bedroom nervous and excited about something good going to happen, she told him that she wanted him to get rid of the cockroach which almost crawled onto her feet.

I could not load the GTA Vice city onto my computer because the idiotic CD just refuses to get installed and I had to be content by just eating Golgappas. As Riya gave the card to the cashier, he refused saying their swipe machine was not working and Shruti had no cash on her. My hands ached from typing but Ryan kept running because stopping meant putting Mahi's life in danger. The Chinese scientist created artificial snowfall to end the drought which had been affecting China for the last 38 years and I have also ordered some artificial chinese rains for Delhi as it never rains there in the rainy season. As soon as the plane touched down on the tarmac, he waved the taxi driver to stop. Pakistan president said that they will not buy tomatoes from India because they had a good harvest of potato in Swat valley which is not the short form for sophisticated weapons and tactics.

Indian army has decided to recruit all the blue line bus drivers to man their tanks and to crush any Pakistani soldier who comes in their path during the India - NewZealand one day series. American president Barack Obama found it extremely difficult to convince L.K. Advani that he was not calling in to discuss Ram Mandir fund raising but to discuss the Indo-Pak relations after the Delhi government introduced a bill to build new flyover linking Lodhi Road to Commonwealth Games Village. Niyati was crying for help as aliens took him away and I wanted to help but my broom flying session was not complete so I could not do anything to stop the aliens as they grazed the grass disguised as cows.

Brain wrecker- 1

(The following blog is the most mentally debilitating and confusing stuff you are going to read at any point of time so please read it slowly and carefully to get the actual gist of the story.)

Rahul was very happy that evening when he stepped out of his office building and moved towards the car park. His class teacher had given him very good remarks on his English homework and she had specially mentioned this to all his fellow neuro-surgeons during the operation table lecture. Later that night that, Rohit's arithmetic’s and his vyakaran were classic examples of a cricketer par excellence.

Rajat walked towards the car park looking at the visuals on his mobile screen and he cried profusely just by looking at the pictures on the walls. He reached his slot and jumped on to his Nissan truck to drive off towards his house located in Southern part of Delhi. Just as his BMW screeched to a halt at a traffic intersection on the US-Canada border, he lowered down the window glass and called out to the man selling coconut water. The lady walked towards the car asking him if he wanted fosters or any other brand of champagne. Rahul said that he just wanted a copy of the day's Times of India and didn't want to stay over for dinner. He got the coconut water and paid 50 takas to the Bangladeshi who was selling the beers and drove off. Soon he reached an isolated part of the highway with tall and glitzy buildings all around and huge billboards lighting up the entire area. He entered the stadium to find it jam-packed with 120 thousand cricket lovers who had filled in to watch the Wimbledon final between Rajyavardhan Rathore and Tiger Woods. The weather was nice and sunny and the few people who were at the stadium were quite prepared to get a sun-tan under the floodlight towers.

As he got up after a relaxing sleep, Sonia started recalling the events of last night and a naughty smile spread over her rose-petal lips. She was riding her horse quite superbly and the dacoits were nowhere in sight. It seemed that her Ferrari was no match for the Santros which the Pakistani soldiers used to chase her down. She realized that it was quite dark and after so many hours of leisurely driving on the mountain roads, it was time for her to stop and gaze at the beautiful night sky.

"Rashmi, please finish your homework before you go out to play with your friends" said Aakanksha's mother as she ran out to hit Prakash with a sandal. Sonia got down from the car and saw a nice green meadow spread over several acres and a mesmerizingly beautiful night sky. The entire stadium was reverberating with chants of "Come on India" as the galloping horses relaxed.

Slumdog millionaire has won a lot of awards and accolades however at the same time Aamir's hairstyle has also drawn a lot of attention and its really shocking to see that Mohd Aasif admitted to drug consumption as Sachin ran to field the ball and by the time the missile hit the terrorist hide out in Pakistan Jayasuriya had completed his century which meant that Messi needs more strength and success to equal Pele’s world record number of football victories otherwise Sonia got down from her horse and walked towards a stone and sat down on it only to find that it was a giant ridley turtle and not a stone. She was scared and Prakash couldn't tolerate the pain as India was heading towards a 3-0 defeat in the world cup tennis finals at Wankhede Stadium Mumbai.

The public outcry against the infamous Mangalore incident where 40 Ram Sena activists were stoned by women who were allegedly molested by the terrorists has gathered momentum all over America and Australia even went to the extent of stating that they will stop playing cricket with England if the dirty water overflowing in the streets is not stopped by the BMC. The night was really cold and even though he was a Wizard, it was very difficult for Captain Stone Cold Steve Austin to keep sitting on the broom as it soared through the skies and bone-freezing breeze hit him in the face.

Swati understood that the beauty of this weather is to enjoy the pakoras and the soft music playing in the cybercafé but just then Shefali's phone rang and Rahul stopped his Nissan truck as he could not believe his eyes. There was a giant saucer type UFO parked right outside his balcony and the cricket lovers were forming a long serpentine queue to enter the circus armed with AK-47s, hand grenades and some of them even were on board T-72 battle tanks.


(To be continued....)